Jessica Lange, 1979
Cas, 18, asexual. Talk to me about dogs & anime & star trek.
*swirls $6.99 wine*
please try not to ever forget that ron swanson is paying college tuition for andy to major in women’s studies.
ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog
I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.
Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child
Do not picture your OTP having a kid and losing said kid in a ball pit.
a man passionate about children’s television programs